Don't you think that Mattel should be keeping up with aging baby boomers and come out with some dolls that we can relate to. Here are just a few ideas that I found on misc. Internet sights.
Hot Flash Barbie.
Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her
face turn beet red while tiny drops of
perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes
with hand-held fan and tiny tissues.
Bifocals Barbie.
Comes with her own set of
blended-lens fashion frames
in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck
chain and large-print editions of
Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
Flabby Arms Barbie.
Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,
roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too -
muumuus with tummy-support panels are included.
Bankruptcy Barbie.
Comes with foreclosure papers for the dream house, scissors to cut up her credit cards, and a threatening letter from the IRS.
Divorce Barbie.
Sells for $199.99.
Comes with Ken's house,
Ken's car and Ken's boat.
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